85% fat free!

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:12:44 GMT

I got H1N1. Isn't that nice?

I'll post a real update soon. I feel stuffy and ick. :(

♥

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:26:00 GMT

So, I just joined this awesome site called "lockerz". Basically you play games and redeem points towards all sorts of fun stuff from electronics to games/toys/clothes/merch of all sorts.

It is an INVITE ONLY website. In order to get an invite from me- I just need your e-mail and I'll send you one. I'd suggest joining now while there are still not too many people on the site. They're doing random giveaways like computers and such and your chances right now are pretty good at snagging one! :P

So, gibb0r me your e-mail addresses. ♥

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:32:45 GMT

There is nothing majestic about this, absolutely nothing.

"Black spring! Pick up your pen, and weeping,
Of February, in sobs and ink,
Write poems, while the slush in thunder
Is burning in the black of spring.

Through clanking wheels, through church bells ringing
A hired cab will take you where
The town has ended, where the showers
Are louder still than ink and tears.

Where rooks, like charred pears, from the branches
In thousands break away, and sweep
Into the melting snow, instilling
Dry sadness into eyes that weep.

Beneath - the earth is black in puddles,
The wind with croaking screeches throbs,
And-the more randomly, the surer
Poems are forming out of tears."

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:02:42 GMT

TANGENT.

Can anybody help me make a pandora's battery/magic memory stick to downgrade my PSP firmware?

The online tutorials scare the piss out of me because you're literally fucking with your hardware a little. I'm in NYC, I'll meet you for coffee and love you forever. xD

ps- JSH imma try to call you if I can tomorrow!

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:56:30 GMT

Ehehehe, gabba. ♥

Calling all gamers!

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:38:34 GMT

HEY KIDS.

I would like your Pokemon Friend Codes, and your Animal Crossing City Folk codes as well.

Let's be friendzzzzzzzzzz gah!

♥

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:55:57 GMT

God, I've been so busy. Who wants to join me in some general boozing, DJing and UV Bodypainting in Brooklyn this Saturday? This party is sort of my lovechild.

Here we go again!

Here's the short synopsis:
SATURDAY 5.23.09

NYCRavers and Audiolust Present...

JUNCTION

Join us for our second installment of JUNCTION, an experiment combining various party scenes in NYC under one roof!
Featuring the musical stylings of Jen Mas, Jeff Heart, Proper Villians, Mama C, Jet, Atom C, Elektrik, Darkstar, Cliff Cage, DreamMaster, Audiophile, D:[JR], Serious Black, DreamTrancer, and DJ HiFonix.
Featuring the following environmental and artistic enhancements: NYCR UV Bodypainting Station, Live painting by Antix Images, Lasers and Blacklights by PowerTrip Lighting, 15 Ft UV Dragon by Mow Designs, A Ball Pit!, A Mobile Hammock Stand, BBQ Outside, and go-go dancing by NYCRaver's Eyecandy.

Cost: $20 ($15 for presale/lists)
Age Limit? 18+
Location? HBNYC, 18 Commerce St, Brooklyn NY
SHUTTLE SERVICE WILL 100% BE AVAILIABLE FROM THE SMITH/9TH ST G/F/V STOP!

Let me know if you want to meet up! I have a few LJ friends going and if you let me know I'll give you the link for presale (cheaper) tickets. If I still have room, I'll put you on a comp or reduced list! *^_^*

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:55:34 GMT

Mantine
Bellsprout
Marshtomp
Geodude
Persian
Pidgeotto
Butterfree
Hoothoot
Snubbull
Gastly
Jigglypuff
Drowzee
Growlithe
Psyduck
Zubat
Rattata
Polywag
Ledian
Wooper
Ekans
Vulpix
Ursaring
Spinirak
Sentret
Mareep
Stantler
Beedrill
Skarmory

These are a few of my favorite things.

faux_punk_fatigues@yahoo.com — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:49:56 GMT

If you want to hear some of my favorite music of all time, click on "Pop Out Player" below. There's a little something for everyone.

1- "Hahaha by SMF" is a track my friend spins in NYC and I fell in love with it. It's a little sinister, but imho you can't beat some good hardstyle.

2 and 3 were sent to me by a friend named Rom-e who moved to FL.

4- "Hallucination Generation by Uberdruck". I recently went to see them live in NYC. I wanted to add the song "Now or Never" because I own the signed vinyl and spin it all the time, but the site didn't have it. :(

5-10 Venetian Snares- they're effing insane and probably one of my favorite things to listen to in the world. I especially love "Huslkam Rave Dojo" because it's hilarious. Each song sounds different, so if you don't like one- give a different one a chance. I think most people really like "Hajnal" best since it's a little softer. "Eurocore MVP" has some funky Ragga beats! *^_^*

11- Destroy She Said by Circ. I figured you could use something a little fluffier after Venetian Snares, so here's one of my favorite industrial/QXT's songs. It's funny that such morbid lyrics could sound so sweet hahaha.

12- Ass n' Titties by DJ Assault is something my friends and I tend to slip into our mixes. People dance like crazy when they hear this on a dancefloor. I mainly put this on here as a joke or a guilty pleasure song. xD

13- Zombie Nation by Kernkraft 400. Who doesn't know this song?

--- Now we're going Psytrance.

14-15- Infected Mushroom 14 isn't a very good example of this artist, but I just liked the sample. "Bust A Move" is totally where it's at. It's mindblowing on LSD. *ahem*

17-19 Shpongle Funky trippy beats. The beginning of "Shiva Space Technology" is scary! It gets good about a minute in though. My favorite track out of this bunch is 19.

--- Have a break from electronic music!

20-23 Balkan Beat Box shares members with the band Gogol Bordello! They have a very middle-eastern/brooklyn vibe with subtle scratch and expert remixing. I found out about them recently through my friend Kate. 22 is my favorite.

24-28 Brazilian Girls are another recent find. The first song is really REALLY silly. It's about two of my favorite things~! :P I've had the song "Good Time" stuck in my head for about the past week or so nonstop. Tortoloni! xD

---One more dance song, then a Gorillaz-fest.

29- "Frank Sinatra" by Miss Kittin (and The Hacker) was featured on the Party Monster soundtrack. I wanted to add the song "Professional Distortion" but all the links were broken. :\ This song is really odd, but I really adore it. It's so raunchy and straight up rude lol.

30-39 Gorillaz are my favorite band of all time. End. (Suggested listening- 32 & 33) I only really added some of their lesser-known stuff, including some B-Sides!

40- "Destroy Everything You Touch" by Ladytron is a song I used to dance to every friday night. It's a little different sounding compared to most of their other work, but it's got a softspot in my heart so I added it.

---RAVE! *busts out glowsticks* This section is music I usually spin.

41- Hardcore Vibes I heard this song in 2003 at my first rave. Sadly, this is a cracked out Happy Hardcore version of it, but it's the only one they had. :( **EDIT** I found the "real' version, it's just further down the playlist (56 I think. The site's having issues and won't let me change the order of my playlist right now, so sorry!)

42- Alton Towers is a rave anthem. Had to add it.

43- TeTriS ThEmE! is another rave anthem that we spun @ Nintechno (haha). It was an NYC rave that had 100 SNES systems hooked up to televisions that people could play all night. What a blast!

44- This is some 10 minute Happy Hardcore mix I found so I just added it. I think it's done well and it gives you a better idea of what the genre sounds like if you can hear some songs mixed together continuously. There's quite a few hits on here (esp @ 6:10!). Raise your PLURhearts kids. ♥

---After that, I kind of HAVE to put in something calm. xD

45-47 Metric is music I usually tell everyone to listen to. I added my two favorite songs, and the third is an electropop remix I spin that will lead to...

---Synthpop, electropop and sweet remixin'

48- "Street Justice" by MSTRKRFT. I'm such a sucker for good electro. After adding that last Metric song this popped up so I added it!

49-52- Justice is one of my favorite things to dance to. It's great party music because it's not *zomg techno* but it's got a lot of electronic elements. I love the electronic upright bass!!!! Live electronica ftmfw. 51 features a girl named "Uffie". My new demo has 52 as the opener! ('cept it's sped up a bit and has some breakbeats in it) If you want a copy, I'll mail one to you if you like this. ;D

53-55- Fannypack is a really funny band from Brooklyn that I really needed to add. "Cameltoe" used to be played on the radio (on Z100~!) in the city and was their claim to fame. By now I'm sure you realize my taste in music is far from serious. ^.^

---Stuff I added but it won't let me re-organize my playlist anymore so it's a hodge-podge.

56- Hardcore Vibes by Dune I FOUND THE REAL ONE! *dance dance dance*

57-58 The Logical Song by Scooter. Now, I really REALLY dislike Scooter as an MC. ~.~ "Good Morning! Yee-hah. One, two, one two three four." OMFG SHUT UP and let the music playyyyyy. 57's the real version, but 58 has less annoying Scooter in it so I added both (play it from 4:00 for a sweet mix!).

59-61 Cosmic Gate's "Fire Wire" was something I heard in 2004. When my friend Jen went to London, she heard it on TV again about a year ago. xD Listen to "Exploration of Sound" on Ecstacy and you'll have an auditorygasm... especially about 3 minutes in until about 4:26. Gahhhhhhh. *drools all over keyboard*

62- "Omnibus" by LautSprecher I'm pretty sure Darude's 'Sandstorm' stole straight from this song. I first heard it via mixtape. Someone put it on as a joke and I asked them to find out who did it. I actually didn't find out until quite a few years later. I heard it spun recently in Brooklyn and I'm thrilled to finally have this song back in my life!

63- "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit" by Fedde Le Grand. If you like Benni Benassi, you'll love this. If you want to see a hilarious music video (especially if you like hot women pretending to be assembly-line robots and dancing), click this. I could watch it a million times.

64- "I Need A Freak" by electroCUTE was a song I had to settle for because I couldn't find Kleiner Dicker Junge. :(

65- "Get Ready To Bounce" by Brooklyn Bounce was stuck in my head so I added it so it gets stuck in yours too!